1. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.
2. You decide to audition for 'Star Search' via the security cameras.
3. You begin to find a deeper side to the office nerd.
4. You sound like Jessie Ventura from the 60 cigarettes you've smoked.
5. The man you're flirting with used to be your 5th grade teacher.
6. You had to ask a stranger to help you pull your pants up in the ladies room.
7. The urge to take all your clothes off, stand on a table and sing "Hopelessly Devoted To You" becomes strangely overwhelming.
8. You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are.
9. You show your friends that girls can pee standing up if they really want to.
10. You drop your 3:00 a.m. burger on the floor, pick it up and carry on eating.
c",)